Manager jokes for whatsapp sms

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
True friends stab you in the front.

funny husband wife jokes whatsapp sms messages

A couple returns from their honeymoon.

Husband and wife were not talking to each other.

Husband’s best friend noticed and asked him, what’s wrong?

“Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put 5000 Rs on the pillow without thinking.”

“Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,” says his friend. “I’m sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can’t expect you to be virgin all these years and savingyourself for marriage”

“That’s not the problem, ” the groom says. “She gave me 2000 Rs change!”

patni jokes whatsapp messages

Patni ghar ki rani hai
Karti apni manmani hai
Kaam batao to chid jayegi
Shopping karao to khil jaayegi

comedy nights with kapil for whatsapp messages

alak’s Shayari for Madhuri Dixit

Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge

Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge

tamma tamma loge, tamma tamma loge tamma…

Palak’s Shayari for Huma Qureshi

Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia

Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia

oo woomaniya, aaaa woomaniya, e-e woomaniya!

Love poem for whatsapp messages

love poem will not always be long and flowery. Sometimes what you need to say can be very short. In fact it may be the fact that the poem is short that makes it special. Its short length may show that you put the time and effort in to make every word count. You considered carefully every word choice. Every word choice has a reason behind it. A short poem can be the ultimate act of romance when it is given the time and effort that it deserves.

Funny Rajnikant Latest Jokes

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  • China airport ko fog ki wajah se band karna pada, phir baad mai pata chala ki rajnikant sahab smoking kar rahe the.
  • Indian government rajnikant ko tax deti hai. kyoki wo india mai rah sake.
  • Solar eclipse kya hota hai. Jab bhi rajnikant suraj ko dekhta hai, to suraj moon ke piche chup jata hai. this is called solar eclipse.
  • Ek din ranjnikant decide kiya ki wo apna 1% knowledge indian se share karega. aur us din Google born hua.
  • Maan Rajnikant 200 saal pehle pida hua hota. British log apni aajadi ke liye lad rahe hote.
  • Chennai mai earthquake kyo aaya? kyoki rajnikant exercise kar rahe the.
  • Ek baar rajnikant ne school bunk kar diya. Uss din ko sunday bolte hai.
  • Ek baar rajnikant ko diwali manani thi. uss din ke baad isro band ho gaya kyoki. rajnikant ne sare rockets kharid liye thee.
  • Tom cruise ke phele immssion impossible ke liye rajnikant ko bulaya gaya tha. use ne movie karne se mana kar diya. ussko title acha insulting laga tha.