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Sardar to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,

Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,

Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.

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Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi
sahe jaate!

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
Sardarji.He wrote
“DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.

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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25flr:I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY

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A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

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Mayawati came to Lalu’s House with a Goat…..
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho….??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

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