Hindi Jokes

SEHWAG KI WIFE” ne DIVORCE manga. JUDGE: tumhe”DIVORCE” kyun chahiye? WIFE:’JALDI SHOT MARTA HAI’ aur fir ‘OUT HO JATA’ hai,”BALLS” ko to Dekhta hi nahi.

MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.

A prostitute goes to a school for a job Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology? Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY and NIKALOGY

LUND Complains To God Log Mera Missuse Krte Hai Koi GAND Me Koi CHUT Me Koi MUH Me Koi HATH Se God-Sb Thik Ho Jayega Bus Tu AKAD Mat

1st Girl : Mujhe Shaadi k liye aisa Ladka Chahiye JoChutiya,Sharabi,Harami,Juvari,Randibaj ho. 2nd Girl: Chal hat Kamini, Msg Padne Wala Sirf mera hai!

Two girls returning from movie 1st: Mere rupaye chori ho gaye! 2nd:Tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise? 1st: Muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.

Wats Difference between 18Yrs Girl’s bOObs & Kamwali’s BooBs ????? 18Yrs Girl has Tight Cute bOObs & Yummy Pink Nipples. That is my EXPERIENCE. Chal aab Kamwali ka tu bata !

Patni- Aap Bahar Jate Ho To Mai Humesha Ghabrati Rehti Hu Pati-Ghabrao Mat,Jaldi Aa Jaunga Patni-Bas Aapki Isi Harkat Se Toh Mai Ghabrati hu

Court me divorce k time : Husband : Mai apni biwi se khush nahi hoon. Wife : Haraamkhor ! Saara mohalla khush hai, tu kahaan ka nawab hai!