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Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA. Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter! At 25flr:I’m unmarried! At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
Mayawati came to Lalu’s House with a Goat….. Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho….?? Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..?? Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa… Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Once a sardar changed her daughter’s name “SHRUTI” to “SHRAXIS”.. Can u Guess Y…….? BCoz UTI bank is now AXIS bank
Pappu: Aaj madam ne 1 sawal puchya jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata si Santa: Beta kya swaal tha? Pappu: Blackboard par susu kisne kiya hai?