Hindi Jokes

DIFFRENCE between POWER & STAMINA >> khade lund pe gilla towel rakhna POWER hai.. oR towel k sukhne tak lunnd ko khade rakhna STAMINA!!!;-)

Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi. Man: Boob dabaun.? Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period me hun.? Man: Don’t say loose motions hai

LUND Complains To God Log Mera Missuse Krte Hai Koi GAND Me Koi CHUT Me Koi MUH Me Koi HATH Se God-Sb Thik Ho Jayega Bus Tu AKAD Mat

Santa go 4 SEX with wife. Wife- please aaj mat karo, mera ‘UPWAS’hai. santa gusse se;- bhen ki lodi mere LUND pe kya “AATA”laga hai jo upwas tut jayega

Wats Difference between 18Yrs Girl’s bOObs & Kamwali’s BooBs ????? 18Yrs Girl has Tight Cute bOObs & Yummy Pink Nipples. That is my EXPERIENCE. Chal aab Kamwali ka tu bata !

Q sabse bada terrorist kaun ? Ans ; AURAT jo har raat ek TOWER gira deti hai Q sabse bada BUILDER kaun ? Ans ; MARD jo agli raat phir usi TOWER ko khada kar de.

Fill in the blanks ____ Land ____ Par ___ Choot. u dirty mind i know k tum ulta sochoge.. BSNL Land LINE Par BHARI Choot.

Wedding nite pe dulha room me ghuste hue bola: prabhu mujhe taqat or guidence do. wife:taqat hi maang, guide to me kar dungi.