Hindi Jokes

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai. Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.

Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA. Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!

Santa: Bhaagwan suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi..

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Pappu: Aaj madam ne 1 sawal puchya jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata si Santa: Beta kya swaal tha? Pappu: Blackboard par susu kisne kiya hai?

Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha Usne Apne 1 Dost ko letter likha: Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Jarurt Ho To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena..

Lambi bimari k baad Dr ne Santa ko thik kar diya Santa:Mere layak kuch b kaam ho to hukum karna Dr:kya karte ho? Santa:ji Kabar khodta hu

Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger? Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl. Santa : How does that help? Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si. Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai