Hindi Jokes

Sardar to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter! At 25flr:I’m unmarried! At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF – I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar facing interview ………. officer said :- what is common between buddha , jesus , mahavir and gurunanak?????????? sardar said:- all were born on government holidays!

Once a sardar changed her daughter’s name “SHRUTI” to “SHRAXIS”.. Can u Guess Y…….? BCoz UTI bank is now AXIS bank

Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau? Sardar: AIRPORT Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai Yahi Idhar hi Dikha do na

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!..