Hindi Jokes http://jokeshindi.in Hindi Jokes in Hindi Funny Hindi Jokes Sms Non Veg Sardar Santa Banta Jokes Thu, 13 May 2010 08:50:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Sardar to Shopkeeper http://jokeshindi.in/sardar-to-shopkeeper.html http://jokeshindi.in/sardar-to-shopkeeper.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:50:49 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=158 Sardar to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,

Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,

Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/sardar-to-shopkeeper.html/feed 0 Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga http://jokeshindi.in/santa-main-ghar-jaate-hi-biwi-ki-panty-utar-dunga.html http://jokeshindi.in/santa-main-ghar-jaate-hi-biwi-ki-panty-utar-dunga.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:49:27 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=156 Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/santa-main-ghar-jaate-hi-biwi-ki-panty-utar-dunga.html/feed 0 Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA http://jokeshindi.in/pappu-meets-santa-on-stairs-of-a-kotha.html http://jokeshindi.in/pappu-meets-santa-on-stairs-of-a-kotha.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:46:03 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=153 Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi
sahe jaate!

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/pappu-meets-santa-on-stairs-of-a-kotha.html/feed 0 A teacher told all students http://jokeshindi.in/a-teacher-told-all-students.html http://jokeshindi.in/a-teacher-told-all-students.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:43:31 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=150 A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
Sardarji.He wrote
“DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/a-teacher-told-all-students.html/feed 0 A dog was chasing a Sardar http://jokeshindi.in/a-dog-was-chasing-a-sardar.html http://jokeshindi.in/a-dog-was-chasing-a-sardar.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:42:43 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=148 A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/a-dog-was-chasing-a-sardar.html/feed 0 Santa! Your daughter has died http://jokeshindi.in/santa-your-daughter-has-died.html http://jokeshindi.in/santa-your-daughter-has-died.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:41:49 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=146 Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25flr:I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/santa-your-daughter-has-died.html/feed 0 SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY http://jokeshindi.in/sardar-family-go-2-a-party.html http://jokeshindi.in/sardar-family-go-2-a-party.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:40:55 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=144 SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/sardar-family-go-2-a-party.html/feed 0 A Teacher lecturing on population http://jokeshindi.in/a-teacher-lecturing-on-population.html http://jokeshindi.in/a-teacher-lecturing-on-population.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:39:07 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=141 A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/a-teacher-lecturing-on-population.html/feed 0 Once in a jungle all the animals http://jokeshindi.in/once-in-a-jungle-all-the-animals.html http://jokeshindi.in/once-in-a-jungle-all-the-animals.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:38:28 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=139 Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

]]> http://jokeshindi.in/once-in-a-jungle-all-the-animals.html/feed 0 Mayawati came to Lalu’s House http://jokeshindi.in/mayawati-came-to-lalus-house.html http://jokeshindi.in/mayawati-came-to-lalus-house.html#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:36:50 +0000 admin http://jokeshindi.in/?p=136 Mayawati came to Lalu’s House with a Goat…..
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho….??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

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