Hindi Jokes

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa…
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!

Santa: Bhaagwan suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi..

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Sardar facing interview ……….

officer said :- what is common between buddha , jesus , mahavir and gurunanak??????????

sardar said:- all were born on government holidays!

Once a sardar changed her daughter’s name

“SHRUTI” to “SHRAXIS”..

Can u Guess Y…….?

BCoz UTI bank is now AXIS bank

Pappu: Aaj madam ne 1 sawal puchya jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata si
Santa: Beta kya swaal tha?
Pappu: Blackboard par susu kisne kiya hai?

Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: AIRPORT Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai Yahi

Idhar hi Dikha do na

1 Ltr = 1000ML
Half = 500ML
Quarter = 250ML
But Daru
Full = 750ML
Half = 375ML
Quarter = 185ML
Why ?
“Jago MERE BEVDE bhaiyo jago”

Q:TUM me aur PEPSI me kya similarity hai?
Ans:Both r
cool
sweet
sab pasand karte he..
aur most imp similarity
Dimagwali jagah DHAKAN

Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha
Usne Apne 1 Dost ko letter likha:

Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Jarurt Ho To Mujhe

Yaad Kar Lena..