Hindi Jokes

Lambi bimari k baad Dr ne Santa ko thik kar diya
Santa:Mere layak kuch b kaam ho to hukum karna
Dr:kya karte ho?
Santa:ji Kabar khodta hu

Baniya death ke last stage par: meri biwi kaha he?
Biwi: ha yahi hu
baniya: 4 bete?
Ladke: ji yahi he hum bhi
baniya: salo dukan pe kon hai

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!..

In one local criket match sardar raised his bat on 35 runs. His
partner asked “sardar, there is no century or half century or wining
moment why you rasied your bat.” You don’t know the value of 35
scores. I know it from my school time.

Its the Pass Marks

Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth……………..
WHY?
because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind
him in the line said, “Ha! Ha!
Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, ” Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong.
Its 1258.”

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.