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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar repliedk! We”ll apply NEXT YEAR
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Sardar apni sari zindagi 1 sawal ka jawab dhudte
dhudte mar gaya?
Kya ho sakta hai?
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MERI BEHEN K DO BHAI MERA 1 KYUN
AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM.
SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS “WAH KYA NISHANA HAI”.
SARDARJI’S SON : OYE PAPAJI…. BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI….
SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE…
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated… drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi