Hindi Jokes

Wedding nite pe dulha room me ghuste hue bola:
prabhu mujhe taqat or guidence do.
wife:taqat hi maang,
guide to me kar dungi.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.

Judge- “Tum pehle kabhi jail gaye ho?”

Mujrim ne rote-rote jawaab diya- “Ji nahi,

mai pehle jail nahi gaya!”

Judge- “Koi baat nahi! Rote kyu ho? Mai ab bhej deta hu!”